Friday, June 16, 2006

Zarqawi's Little Black Book

BAGHDAD (AP) The contents of Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi's address book found at the site of the safe house that was attacked last week have started to reveal more about the last days of the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq, authorities announced today.

"We were surprised to find the number to a private escort service that operated out of Baghdad," said Lt. Bruce Killem.

The military authorities acknowledged that Zarqawi's sexual preference had been in question for some time.

"We were uncertain about Zarqawi's sexual identity, especially after seeing him wearing white New Balance sneakers in the last video aired on Al Jazeera," explained Lt. Killem.

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What?!

You want the REAL DOPE?

Awright.

Strategy Page on Zarqawi's Little Black Book.

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