Tuesday, February 28, 2006

TV Party Tonight!!!

Hey, Kids!

Screw the Iraqi Arabs! You know and I know that they have been itching to start killing each other, right?

Well, GOOD NEWS!

It looks like SADR-MANIA in ON!!!


So what should we do?

Duh!

C'mon, first, let's move all the British and American troops up into KURDISTAN!

Next, order a shitload of WIDE-SCREEN TVs from Circuit City!

And then order PIZZAS for everyone!

Put your BOOTS up on the coffee tables, fellas.

Time to chill out and WATCH THE SHOW!!!


Whoa! That Badrist just got his HEAD blown off by a foreign JIHADI invited in by the Sunni Baathists! Ouch! That's gotta hurt!

Man! That Jihadi with the TNT-vest (so fashionable these days!) just wasted an entire MEN IN BLACK AK-toting division! Cool!

Speaking of BLACK, time for a little BLACK FLAG!

T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!

We're gonna have a T.V. party tonight!

Alright!

We're gonna have a T.V. party alright!

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight

Alright!

We're gonna pass out on the couch alright

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows!

We sit glued to the T.V. set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's a fright!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

T.V. news shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!

You can go out if you want
I wouldn't dare!
!
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ENJOY THE SHOW, EVERYONE!

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