Monday, April 18, 2005

Mada'en Attacked By Giant Scorpions; Hostages Not Found

Today the hostages of Mada'en
and I will be getting together to have
some nice Peanut Butter-Coconut Fudge
and Chai Tea. The Fudge will be real,
but the hostages aren't. LOL.

Who makes up these news reports out of Iraq?
The New York Times? The Boston Globe?

I bet they captured Zarqawi in Mada'en
too. They've captured him in every other
Iraqi city so far, so why not there.

And a UFO crashed there. The Aliens
staggered out and started mutilating camels.

Mada'en is still putting itself back together
after the attack of the Giant 20 foot high scorpions. The town was saved when Godzilla
showed up and roasted the scorpions with
his burning breath.

Poor Omar,he wasted his time investigating the situation like Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault.

Too bad, there weren't any Bloggers in the town to straighten things out, after the Media went haywire.



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