Saturday, March 05, 2005

All Praise Nudenus!

Big Pharaoh has been following the court rulings in Great Britain about the sartotial wishes of students there and the recent victory has finally given him hope that he can now walk about as Lord Nudenus has demanded of his followers.
See, yesterday I converted to a religion called Nudadism. It is a very peaceful religion that rejects any form of clothing. In our holy book Nudaible, our god Nudenus orders us to go to school naked because clothing is an evil human invention that man made in order to cover Nudenus' creation. We have a verse in our Holy Nudaible that says "Oh Humans, We have created thou naked, thou go to school naked"

It would be a huge infringement of my religious rights if my London school prevented me from going to class naked. The evil racist bigot education authorities must understand that Great Britain is a "multicultural" society that must accept all religious beliefs. If my religion orders me to go to school naked then I have the right to go naked no matter what the school's rules are! I don't give a hoot about the school's uniform guidelines. Great Britain opened its door for me and so it must put up with ALL my religious rites even if they contradicted their laws and regulations.
Can one believe in Lord Nudenus and still wear pajamas?

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Is the World Book Encyclopedia a masterpiece of pornography?

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Iraqi Expat pens a qualified rebuttal to Ali's entry on Al-Jazeera.

I also put Iraqi Expat on the blogroll today. (Hat Tip: Omar and Mohammed)

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I've been very busy lately so I missed Ladybird's post on Chemical Ali's uncontrollable bladder in court recently. Yep, seems he wet him several times in a row in the courtroom. Earlier he had refused to put on diapers because he thought it unmanly. You think I'm joking? Check it out.

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