Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Madness At The ITM Comments Section

Check out Iraq The Model's Comments Section for the post Comparing Tyrannies, as some major madness seems to be afoot:


SORRY OMAR,THIS MUST BE DONE...

THIS IS FOR LEE C.:
I HAVE THE NAME OF THE SHERIFF
BILL SHEPARD
THE POLICE CHIEF IS
JAMES BOZE
AND THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY
IS MICHAEL HUTCHING
I HAVE ALL THEIR PHONE NUMBERS..
CALL OFF THIS DEATH THREAT TO NEON
AND I WON'T CALL ANY OF THESE
PEOPLE....DO NOT STALK HIM AT
THE STORE!!!!!!OR I WILL ALSO
FIND THE SHERIFF AND POLICE CHIEF
AND HWY PATROL FOR THE STATE OF
AR ALSO.....I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS
FUCKING MAD SINCE 9-11!!!!!

OMAR, ONE OF YOUR READERS LEE C.
IS MAKING REAL THREATS TO A READER
WHO HAS THE MOST RESPECT FOR YOUR
BLOG!!NEONKNIGHT
andrea/itm pj/minnesota


And then there's Liberal Blogger -- and he trolls quite a bit -- Gandhi's bombardment with his usual spiel, many times over in bold letters:

WELL I WAS OBVIOUSLY WRONG FOR CALLING THIS A CIA BLOG, WASN'T I?

I MEAN, UNTIL IT WAS RECENTLY TAKEN OVER BY BUSH CABAL INSIDERS PORTER GOSS AND NOW JOHN "HONDURAN DEATH SQUADS" NEGROPONTE ON TOP OF HIM, THE CIA WAS NOT CALLING FOR MORE INVASIONS ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST.

NO, THAT IS A STRAIGHT NEO-CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, ISN'T IT? SO WHAT'S THE DEAL - YOU GET PAID DIRECT FROM WOLFOWITZ, THE SAME GUY WHO ACTIVELY PROMOTES YOUR BLOG TO THE PRESS?

A FEW DAYS AGO IT WAS SYRIA, NOW EGYPT GETS A WARNING.... STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PNAC PLAYBOOK!!!

FUNNY THING IS, THAT'S A PRO-ISRAELI LIKUD AGENDA. I GUESS THEY MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, RIGHT?

MEANWHILE, WHAT A LAUGH. . .


Whoooooo. Must be something in the air or good mimicry. To help the real or faux Gandhi out, here are my very own:

Top Ten Omar And Mohammed Evils According To Gandhi

Number 10. Reading Iraq The Model will cause Erectile Dysfunction,
thus forcing you to take Viagra or Clialis and run the risk of having four
hour erections, in which case you must immediately consult your doctor or
start filming Porn Movies.

Number 9. Omar and Mohammed Wiped Out The Dinosaurs.

Number 8. If you look closely, you'll see that Omar and Mohammed
kill Kenny in every episode of South Park.

Number 7. Omar and Mohammed got Star Trek: Enterprise cancelled, thus
breaking the hearts of Millions of Trekkers world wide.

Number 6: Omar and Mohammed bear the Mark Of The Beast - 666
beneath their mustaches, and thus should be renamed Damien I and
Damien II.

Number 5: Omar and Mohammed engaging in an Imperalistic,
Hegemonic, American-financed assault on Iraqi TV by co-producing
Desperate Iraqi Housewives.

Number 4: Omar and Mohammed were responsible for the devastating
earthquake and typhoon that claimed hundreds of thousands of lives
in Asia (Oh wait a minute, that should be in Gandhi's Top Ten Evils
Of George Bush).

Number 3: Reading Iraq The Model drove Hunter S. Thompson to
end it all (that, and half the pharmaceutical supplies in Colorado).

Number 2: Omar and Mohammed named Bowlers of the Month in CIA
Ten Pin League.

And the Number 1 Omar and Mohammed Evil:

Omar and Mohammed stole Michael Jackson's Real Nose
and won't give it back.



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