Friday, December 24, 2004

Iraq Pundit on L'affaire martini-cole

Although this blog entry entitled "Juan Cole's Unbearable Lightness of Blogging" by Iraq Pundit is now eleven days old, it is well worth reading again for an Iraqi's perspective on the inevitable political struggles within the blogosphere.
What disgusts me most is Cole's implication that Iraqis are unable to think and reason for themselves. If Iraqi blogs are supportive of liberalization (and most are), then Cole apparently believes that we must suspect a hidden hand somewhere. Enlightenment and independence of mind are to be defined by whether or not you agree with Juan Cole. If you don't, you lack integrity and honesty, and you may even be a hoax, a fraud, or an agent provocateur.

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HANG 'EM HIGH at KURDO'S WILD WEST SALOON!

Yesterday in Kurdistan, according to Kurdo, American troops painted over a big Kurdistan flag on a brick wall. And now an old-fashioned bar brawl has broken out at Kurdo's Saloon. The Kurdish Fellers are out in force, nooses and six-shooters in hand, looking for any A-rabs or Amriki to string up or shoot up.

Picking up a chair to chair to smash over Sheriff Lee C.'s head, KurdishHERO yells:
AWWW GOD
NOW WHAT THE PESHMARGAS ARE WAITIN FOR ?
FUKIN KILL 2 OR 3 AMERICANS SO THAT THEY WONT DO THAT AGAIN.

Ducking a flying beer bottle, Karzan screams:
it is time for an uprising against IRAQ and their masters USA.

we want independence...
we dont want bloody arab islamic iraq.

Hawbeer grabs Yosemite Sam Hammorabi by the lapels and pulls his head into a wall and shouts:
kirm ba quziaki islam enja arab.

translation.

fuk arabs and islam

Don't ask me how, but a rabid Manchester United Fan happened to be in the bar drinking with the Kurdish Fellers:
OI KURDS
DONT ACCEPT DIS, I AM ENGLISH AND A BIG SUPPORTER OF MY TEAM MANCHESTER UNITED.
IF ANYONE TOUCHES MY MAN U FLAG ESPECIALLY ONE OF DEM ARSENAL HOOLIGANS I WILL BURN DOWN DA WHOLE OF LONDON.

U GEMME GUYS

SHOW SOME ACTOINS..
OLA

With his shaved head and ten-gallon beer belly, the Manchester United Fan has just joined Karzan in kicking Sheriff Lee C.'s ribs!

Look out!

*bottle breaks against wall*

Whoa!

Folks! It's bedlam at Kurdo's tonight!!!

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