Saturday, June 12, 2004

Riverbend on Hunger Strike in her Baathist Bat Cave

Baghdad, Iraq -- The woman known only as "Riverbend" has now completed the eleventh day of a hunger strike. She is protesting the signs and expressions of hope and optimism that have recently started to surface in her nation, according to a spokesperson for whom some are calling the "Doleful Dame of Baghdad."

Riverbend has also taken a vow of silence until the situation in Iraq begins to look chaotic and dangerous again. She has passed a few notes to local journalists that suggest mutilating a few more American soldiers or civilians might be in order to get her country back on the path of implosion, which would then facilitate the return of the Baath party and "Papa" Saddam Hussein.

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